Dirty Jokes So Racy, You’ll Want to Cover Your Eyes

These filthy jokes are probably best reserved for locker rooms and dive bars or wherever a good dirty joke won’t risk your job or a good partner. But who knows, maybe your partner only laughs at a good, dirty joke. I tried to assemble a wide collection of short, dirty jokes that wouldn’t be too hard to remember. While none of these are really long enough to captivate someone’s attention for very long, they should at least get a chuckle out of your audience, assuming you don’t get slapped first.

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Here’s the first joke…

A man walks into a doctor’s office, sits down, and says, “Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises.” Taken aback, the doctor asks him, “My God, how do your pants fit?”

To which the man replies, “Like a glove.”

A Quick Disclaimer

A lot of the more funny adult jokes are all pretty sexual in nature. Some folks can be quite offended at some of the more crass blue humor. That first joke was fairly tame compared to some of the jokes below. My intent in compiling these isn’t to offend anyone, but some of these can definitely be considered offensive…